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"We were having one of those arguments and she took a butcher knife and went out and slashed the tires of my truck, so I dug up an old polaroid of her and entered her in Penthouse's *****a-thon, and she won, and I used the money to buy me some new tires. Then she superglued my dick to my stomach. You see how these things sorta escalate? Still itches, too."
--Ron White
--Ron White
